I first met The Music Man (MM) in the winter of 2004, when I was 21 years old. I was taking my first psychology class at McGill, and it was a massive, 550+ person lecture session about cognitive processes and the brain. I felt a bit odd and different at first -- I was the only person to attend class in pajamas, and one of very few not taking notes on a laptop -- but soon I got sucked into the material and didn't feel anything but enthrallment. It turned out I still loved psychology even after spending time in the mental hospital!
MM was our professor: engaging, funny, dizzyingly clever, and quite attractive to boot. I have to admit it wasn't hard listening to him tucked away in the middle of the room. After all that had gone on in college, it was nice to be anonymous in a big giant class.
After our first midterm (which, naturally, I aced) our teacher sent out e-mails to the top performers in the class, congratulating us and telling us we were free to come talk to him about any of the course material. As it happened (doesn't it always?) I disagreed with one of the models of attention that we were studying, and made an appointment to argue it out and see if my dislike was actually based in reason.
MM had a tiny wind-up brain on his desk that walked around, and was just as engaging in real life as at the front of a classroom. Talking about brains together, I realized that I was powerfully, magnetically attracted to him. I don't know if it was because he was so smart, because he was so good looking, because he was the teacher, or because he was 25 years older than me, but whatever it was it was totally happening. I had my first real teacher-crush, which I'd somehow avoided all through high school. Go me!!
At any rate, we met once more during the semester, and that was that.
Summer came around, and we somehow ended up planning to meet up and grab a beer together, talk about the course, how things were going as a whole, and -- of course -- brains and theories of mind. I thought to myself, sometimes it is good to score at the top of your class, and maybe there is something to not being totally anonymous after all.
We got along well, and it was a nice evening. I felt comfortable poking fun of him a little, and we started learning more about one another as people. I was totally, totally attracted to him. We went back to his office, hugged goodbye, and parted ways.
In early fall, we decided to meet up for coffee. It was a lovely day, and we took our paper cups out onto McGill's lawn to chat. Some stuff was just light, but other things were more serious: how I felt after the formal hearing against my college professor was fully behind me, his divorce. Eventually, he looked at me point-blank and asked me if I wanted to have sex with him. I was totally flummoxed -- it hadn't occurred to me that he might be interested in me back! I didn't know quite what to say, and ended up replying that I wasn't sure.
He talked about how it might be good for me to sleep with another teacher and have it not turn out the way it did before; that if I could teach my brain a new pattern using similar stimuli, living with the trauma might be easier. He even said that he was willing to help me out, and it's not like he'd be going out of his way, because he really wanted to have sex with me, too!
In the end, we went back to his house, and did all the obvious things. For a couple of months, we hooked up about once a week. Around February I started to feel weird about it all, and stopped getting together with him: it was all so...superficial. He e-mailed me a few times, and then eventually stopped.
I saw him again, from afar, during the spring of 2005, when we both attended Daniel Dennet's talk at the Montreal Neuro. I started thinking about him again, and it didn't hurt that I was pretty newly single and missing the intimacy. Over the summer, we got back in touch and started seeing one another again, but it didn't last beyond the start of school. I was in my last semester, and beginning the major depression that ultimately led me to try and kill myself in winter 2006. I just didn't have the time, the energy, or the interest. My psychiatrist kept repeating that he thought this whole casual relationship with him (him in particular) was a bad idea. And, frankly, I was feeling a little weirded-out by the way it began -- with his suggestion that it might be psychologically good for me. It started to feel a little...disingenuous...a little...manipulative...a little...maybe even unethical?
At any rate, I counted it as a learning experience and put it behind me. We were friendly enough -- keeping in touch on facebook and sending messages every few months -- so it seemed to have worked out for the best. I was happy that we could still be friends, and my life felt that small measure richer for knowing him.
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